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16 Mar 2025, 8:47 am
joke about a Zen monk asking at a deli counter, 'Make me one with everything.'"In its answer, Grok formulated a joke I actually liked: "I ordered a sub with everything—now it’s got salami, provolone, the Andromeda Galaxy, and my childhood trauma, and the guy’s still asking if I want it toasted! [read post]
17 Nov 2011, 7:47 am by Theo Francis
We’ve joked before that when journalists see three of something, it’s a trend — and two is most of the way to three. [read post]
19 Aug 2011, 7:00 pm by Kelly Phillips Erb
Image via Wikipedia Every person in America has that certain uncle, brother or father that you joke does all their best work in the bathroom. [read post]
25 May 2012, 4:56 am by Jonathan Rosenfeld
As a really bad joke, somebody once told me that we need to be nice to our children because they will choose our nursing homes. [read post]
22 Feb 2015, 1:18 pm by Graham Smith
The notorious Twitter Joke Trial was a section 127 prosecution, albeit that it ultimately failed. [read post]
10 Sep 2008, 6:03 pm
  It's almost like the punch line for a derivative joke -- What do you call the guy that gets the backup offer at [Fill in school]  University? [read post]
17 Jul 2009, 12:34 pm
  We’ve all heard countless lawyer jokes, but many fictional lawyers do get to be more than the stereotype. [read post]
1 Oct 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't laugh, because I'm not joking. [read post]
13 Mar 2009, 4:34 am
  (No jokes about the UCC, please.) [read post]
27 Jun 2012, 7:41 pm by Scott
In case you were unaware, the title to today’s post is a twist on an old joke:  What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? [read post]
28 Aug 2009, 12:04 pm
Though this hypothetical sounds like the beginning of a really bad lawyer joke, it also depicts a reality that law firms now face in the downturn. [read post]
7 Sep 2007, 9:54 am
  If your young wife dumps you to go be Ted Turner's fourth string girlfriend, just suck it up, tell some bad jokes, ask yourself what John Wayne would do, and check out eharmony.com or someplace. [read post]
22 Jan 2007, 5:19 pm
Last year Govan, a public relations manager with the Golden State Warriors basketball team, inadvertently sent a joke e-mail with the subject line "Ghetto Prom" to his list of sportswriters and other media contacts across the country. [read post]
6 May 2011, 4:30 am by Russ Bensing
  There’s a ten-second advertisement for a couple of chiropractors, which reminds me of the joke Q. [read post]
24 Feb 2011, 8:18 am by Dr. Jillian T. Weiss
I was reminded about the old joke about the dispute between the Christian and the Buddhist, with the former complaining that "your karma ran over my dogma. [read post]