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24 Sep 2022, 6:37 am
.' If it is true that the essence of a functioning democracy is the ability of its people to feel empathy for one another, then the widespread reliance on antidepressants.... is like some cruel joke. [read post]
25 Apr 2023, 6:41 am
"From "Loons are falling out of the sky in northern Wisconsin" (NBC15).Have you ever helped a loon — a real loon (no dumb jokes!)? [read post]
6 Dec 2024, 6:25 am
***Note to commenters: You are not the first one to think of jokes about Chelsea Manning "leaking" documents and "taking a leak," so please don't imagine you are. [read post]
9 Nov 2012, 12:00 pm
With this daily habit of chocolate milk in the morning, and sometimes at bed time, we often joked that we should buy stock in Nestlé because we practically bought Nesquik in bulk. [read post]
12 Mar 2024, 4:43 am
. 'Whenever I’m nervous public speaking I just pretend people in the audience are wearing Fanatics baseball pants,' another person joked. [read post]
27 Jun 2016, 9:46 am
The article does not mention how, when accepting his award in the music center, he delighted the crowd with Dorothy Chandler Pavilion 'bathroom jokes,' and then cruelly teased the audience by (following his wife's advice and) refusing to read a poem he had written about Verdi and Guiseppina Strepponi. [read post]
18 Mar 2025, 6:00 am
It’s a labor of love among Blutstein and two others that he jokes is funded by his credit card. [read post]
24 Jan 2013, 5:03 pm
Bermuda has been a complete joke about holding crew members legally accountable when they rape women on Princess cruise ships. [read post]
8 Apr 2013, 7:09 am
Lawyers have often been the brunt of cruel jokes. [read post]
22 Jul 2015, 8:56 am
Some spouses like to joke with their partners by reciting the well-worn humorous phrase, "What's mine is mine and what's yours is ours. [read post]
26 Nov 2014, 4:47 am
As explained by the district court, "[t]here is an old joke that only lawyers and house painters can change black to white, and vise versa. [read post]
24 Apr 2014, 12:42 pm
Hence, unless demonstrably unreasonable I would assume that it is likely to withstand further judicial review.The reporter didn't use my joke, which was that it's a sad day when the taxpayer here (read the article to see who it is) couldn't get a state auditor named Saint-Amour to evaluate in person whether its "presentational dance entertainments" were indeed "dramatic events. [read post]
23 Oct 2024, 3:58 am
The “clear and bright” campaign is targeting “irregular and uncivilised” language online, particularly jokes, memes, and wordplay, the Cyberspace Administration of China and the ministry of education announced this month.... [read post]
2 Mar 2023, 12:38 pm
When I first heard about that one, I thought it was a joke, but of course, it's an actual bill that's being seriously considered in the legislature.Every addict and street thief in the country will be here before long.Oh, well. [read post]
15 Feb 2024, 9:24 am
I've joked a few times I wouldn't be surprised if Trump were to make Ivanka his running mate -- or appoint Don Jr.'s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle to be Attorney General if he gets re-elected (because she would dismiss the federal indictments against him, relieving him of the need to spend years in court debating whether he has the power to pardon himself). [read post]
6 Dec 2021, 8:30 am
.' 'I will probably get fired for showing this,' Hawn joked before hitting play. [read post]
29 Jul 2022, 7:38 am
In addition to tossing out a joke or two to keep the crowd jolly, he did some preaching on his favorite topic.Referring to religious liberty, he said it was "under attack in many places because it is dangerous to those who want to hold complete power".Justice Alito should not be making this kind of speech. [read post]
11 Jan 2013, 4:58 am
Jim was one of those guys who was down to earth, loved a good joke, and fought hard for his clients. [read post]
7 Oct 2022, 10:54 am
Bruggman, currently the court’s assistant clerk/executive officer, will succeed Andrea Wallin-Rohmann, who will retire after serving in the position for more than six years.ABA Journal has 11th Circuit rules hours after news site writes about 7-year delayToday's DJ has Judge Riff on Parody as Advocacy, about The Onion's SCOTUS amicus brief, in which he opines:it seems to me that if one is going to venture into humor in a courtroom, one should (1) do so very rarely – and… [read post]
17 Feb 2023, 6:15 am
See... it's a Rule 26 joke. [read post]
