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9 Feb 2008, 5:31 am
Don't be afraid to stare people down on the subway, rubbing your pregnant belly and looking as pathetic as possible. [read post]
6 Feb 2008, 11:51 am
Fantasy sports leagues That scene in Knocked Up says it all: A woman who suspects her husband of infidelity instead finds him shacked up with a bunch of pot-bellied dudes in jerseys and caps, deep into a mock draft. [read post]
5 Feb 2008, 12:01 am
I have this dream that someday the market will demand that all legal analysis be written like this -- with recognition that readers are human beings, not bezerk androids that will devour whatever swill you toss in front of them, like electric hogs bellying up to the trough for another helping of legal slop. [read post]
28 Jan 2008, 12:38 pm
Even if they don't sue, baby boomers don't have to take being put out to pasture lying down--they can usually find a firm that will appreciate their talents. [read post]
14 Jan 2008, 9:00 pm
I was mesmerized by Paul Krassner's talking about Abbie Hoffman, and got belly laughs from his jokes; learned that Hunter Thompson's no-show was Hunter Thompson being Hunter Thompson; and felt less isolated when, unknowingly, I was a few months away from leaving the life of corporate law to defending indigent clients with the Maryland Public Defender's Office. [read post]
14 Jan 2008, 2:47 pm
The cry rarely goes out for a mediator at roadside emergencies, although we probably see about as much blood on the floor as they do.I eventually got to the head of the line of rubber-neckers half way over the bridge, only to observe two beefy looking high context campers facing each other off, both red from the sun and the conflict - one with his belly protruding under his dirty white singlet, the other in a terry towling hat known to be extinct since the seventies.They were at a stand… [read post]
11 Jan 2008, 5:15 am
Don't go there for the free Internet. [read post]
4 Jan 2008, 10:55 am
Harry Truman once said that the only thing new under the sun is the history you don't know. [read post]
1 Jan 2008, 10:10 am
Oh, don’t bother ordering the MagneScribe. [read post]
1 Dec 2007, 9:45 am
”40. she sat on a dollar, and when she got up there were four quarters.***41. she fell in love and broke it.42. when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.43. you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.44. when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.45. when she wears a yellow raincoat people holler, “Taxi. [read post]
29 Nov 2007, 5:14 pm
I don't disagree with the Bible. [read post]
29 Nov 2007, 7:58 am
But I don't believe every single thing in the literal sense of Jonah being in the belly of the whale, or, you know, there are some things in it that I think were put there as allegorical. [read post]
15 Nov 2007, 5:50 am
We'll fit right in in Mursi territory, don't you think? [read post]
2 Nov 2007, 2:32 pm
Previous stories here have included a lawsuit based on negligent dancing, and a dentist who worked on patients while dressed as a belly dancer, but this is the first one to combine those concepts. [read post]
26 Oct 2007, 9:01 pm
Written by Monika Bartyzel Earlier this month, I was writing a post about fairy tales and I wondered why we don’t get many classic fairy tale horror movies. [read post]
23 Oct 2007, 4:09 am
Sorry — until this becomes a public debate, I don’t see how this posturing by Judiciary makes much of a difference. [read post]
12 Oct 2007, 11:16 am
But, dude, don't run for president. [read post]
4 Oct 2007, 10:09 am
It is a courtship; you spend quality time, face-to-face, belly-to-belly, getting to know people on a personal, intimate level. [read post]
1 Oct 2007, 1:38 pm
You don’t get them to pre-approve your exhibitions. [read post]
25 Sep 2007, 9:33 am
Sagging bellies, mottled buttocks and varicose veins far outnumber the fit and the nubile. [read post]
