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5 Dec 2017, 10:07 am by James Innocent
If he was in a nearby bar or just walked from home, more power to him for hoofing it somewhere to satisfy his craving. [read post]
20 Jun 2011, 11:57 am by Ken
I walked through wild chaparral canyons and hills to friends’ houses, rode my bike to the little one-screen movie house and ice cream shop miles away in Montrose, and roamed the horse trails of Flintridge, dodging piles of horse crap and playing militaristic versions of Calvinball with hooting friends. [read post]
12 Feb 2012, 2:34 pm by Michael Scutt
  I love the idea of walking past something funded by the East India Company. [read post]
4 Jan 2013, 1:52 pm by Michael Markarian
Passed late at night by voice vote during a lengthy committee markup on the Farm Bill, the King amendment sought to block state laws protecting farm animals in a way that could also preempt a wide swath of laws covering everything from child labor to dangerous pesticides to labeling of farm-raised fish—a radical federal assault on the historic power of states to protect the health and welfare of their own citizens, as well as to address animal cruelty such as from intensive confinement at… [read post]
30 Dec 2011, 11:38 am by Michael Markarian
He has voted to allow the slaughter of American horses for food exports, the killing of Yellowstone National Park bison, the trophy shooting of bears over piles of bait on federal lands, the commercial sale and slaughter of wild horses from public lands, the import of sport-hunted polar bear trophies, and the slaughter of downer livestock too sick or injured to walk on their own. [read post]
8 Aug 2018, 11:48 am by Ilya Somin
Instead of taxis we might have horse and buggies; instead of the telephone, the telegraph; instead of computers, slide rules..... [read post]
26 Dec 2016, 9:35 am by Eugene Volokh
Disturbed patient rips out IV and oxygen tube, walks off while ranting and bleeding profusely. [read post]
1 Apr 2016, 2:58 am by Old Fox
©Gene Zimmer 1999 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED===================================================================Walking TargetsBy B. [read post]
16 Oct 2017, 11:02 am
"...While not a Dead Horse Trope, these days Paper Thin Disguises are parodied as often as they are used seriously. [read post]
8 Sep 2023, 12:30 pm by John Ross
Allegation: Man can't get up after being punched and hitting his head on parked car outside Ponca City, Okla. bar. [read post]
10 Dec 2022, 2:15 pm by Haley Proctor
The Tennessee Walking Horse National Celebration Association, a group adversely affected by the withdrawn rule, moved to intervene for the purpose of seeking rehearing en banc. [read post]
20 Jul 2010, 11:11 am by Guadalupe Luna
The reason for such tactics was to enable the cows to stand or walk. [read post]
28 May 2010, 6:22 am by David
Special considerations for an animal’s individual needs are important to contemplate, such as leaving enough money for horse surgery, which is a minimum of $5,000 just to walk into a clinic in this state. [read post]
12 Mar 2010, 1:38 pm by Michael Markarian
He is now championing a new resolution, S.J.R. 22, which has a hearing next Tuesday and, if passed by the legislature, would give California’s official endorsement to federal legislation in Congress barring horse slaughter for human consumption. [read post]
28 Nov 2012, 1:23 pm by Thaddeus Hoffmeister
Musings from the Deliberation Room: The Impact of Humor on Juror Decision-Making by Jaime Bochantin, PhD of Tara Trask & Associates A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face? [read post]
3 May 2012, 3:01 am by SHG
No one forces you to be a lawyer, or to be admitted to the New York bar. [read post]