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27 Jul 2007, 5:44 am
Sometimes, lawyers say the darndest things. [read post]
25 May 2007, 5:07 am
Hey, Memorial Day weekend has arrived. [read post]
12 Dec 2008, 4:57 pm
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. [read post]
29 Jun 2007, 4:00 am
It's that time again! [read post]
24 Aug 2007, 5:17 am
I can't believe it's Friday already. [read post]
17 Aug 2007, 8:56 am
Here's this week's self-deprecating attempt at humor:Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? [read post]
8 Jun 2007, 4:09 am
In order to vary it up a bit, here's a real-life tidbit involving a lawyer questioning a witness: Lawyer: What happened then? [read post]
20 Jul 2007, 4:44 am
With all apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, here's this week's tidbit.You just might be a lawyer IF: You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill. [read post]
10 Aug 2007, 5:42 am
It's rainy and dreary today in the Empire State. [read post]
16 Nov 2007, 4:29 am
Here's a funny one to tide you over this weekend:"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. [read post]
30 Nov 2007, 1:52 am
The philosopher, Diogenes, went to look for an honest lawyer. [read post]
13 Apr 2007, 3:54 am
Here's a saying I heard the other day:"Changing lawyers is like moving to another deck chair on the Titanic. [read post]
20 Apr 2007, 4:49 am
Here we go again, folks. [read post]
26 Oct 2007, 6:58 am
This one's a bit longer than usual, but I like it a lot. [read post]
13 Jul 2007, 5:39 am
It's Friday again! [read post]
11 May 2007, 5:21 am
Here's this week's latest.Q. [read post]
19 Oct 2007, 8:32 am
Here are some thought provoking (and perhaps confusing) observations that I came across recently:In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law is prohibited.In Russia, everything is prohibited, even if permitted by law.In France, everything is permitted, even if prohibited by law.In Switzerland, everything that is not prohibited by law is obligatory.Have a great weekend. [read post]
15 Jun 2007, 5:01 am
YAY! [read post]
31 Aug 2007, 7:44 am
Hey, it's Labor Day weekend. [read post]
2 Sep 2011, 6:39 am
What do you call a person who is an insomniac, a hesitant atheist, and dyslexic? [read post]
