As a result of that post, I learned (or re-learned) something very fundamental about the internet: you can lay your soul bare about excruciatingly personal issues, you can pen extraordinary philosophical insights, you can draft brilliant and inexorable legal arguments, but you will never get a fraction of the attention from any of that as you will if you invent a phrase like “snort my taint.” Conduct yourselves accordingly, as professional taint-snorters might say. [read post]